Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
Oh man, this stuff is so good though!
“I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I’ve just lost track of my moral code”
I have my wallet out already
SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
this is the most perfect thing
that isn’t even a real fedora
its not even a trilby
its just an ugly hat
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
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Maybe cinema’s finest moment.
We’ve mentioned this, haven’t we? Hope you’ve lined up the hard cider and live streaming. -Fred